Chuck Norris jokes that I TOTALLY stole

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin so hard that it flew back in time. Its descendants are known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris once had a water fight. Ever since then, the ocean doesn't dare come up past the shore.

Chuck Norris taught caterpillars how to turn into butterflies.

Chuck Norris throws Satalites into orbit for NASA.

Chuck Norris is the one who took the bite out of the Apple logo.

I left out all the jokes that I've heard a million times. I just couldn't pass up this chance. Who would ever want to miss out on these awesome jokes?

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